Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
