I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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