I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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go home
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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