That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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