I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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