just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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