Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
