one might say we're banned from that church
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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