mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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