Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
do nipples grow back?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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