How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
