You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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