His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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