So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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