Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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