sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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