even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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