So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She even gives head with a lisp.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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