Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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