So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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