this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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