I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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