I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Little spoons don't ask big questions
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Randomize
