Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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