I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
dude. I can hear the air.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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