i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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