Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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