thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You ate ashes out of my bong
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