How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Randomize
