There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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