Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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