you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
it hurts more in the daytime
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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