Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you guys were way drunker than both of me
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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