i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Randomize
