Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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