last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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