You're completely useless in the revolution.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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