I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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