So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
