I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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