I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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