I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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