clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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