he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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