I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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