You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's never too late to be topless.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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