No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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