He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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