everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Sext me about skeletons
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