Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
did i walk over a car last night?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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