thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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