I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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