He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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