if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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