carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Boobs speak an international language.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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