i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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